- Edited by Woodfish (email@example.com
- Issue #02
- October 2002
Drifters Monthly (c) Woodfish 2002
DRIFTERS MONTHLY is an independent newsletter, in no way official and came
about just by a bunch of drifters on the forum (www.adrift.org.uk/forum.html) who
decided to make one for fun. All work on this newsletter is original content from
the respective authors, and please do not copy it without their prior consent.
Adrift Chat Room
Character modules from Mystery
Annual IF Comp judging begins
3. New releases
A Party To Murder by DuoDave
Unravelling God by ToddWat
The PK Girl by Hanadorobou
3. Mut Muses
4. Mad Monk’s Sanitorium
5. Jokes of the month
6. Interview: Campbell Wild
8. History of IF – In the beginning
10. Overriding system responses
12. "What exactly do people want in a
Result of a thread on The Forum
13. Competition overview
ADRIFT Summer Minicomp 2003
Goldilock s is a Fox by J.J. Guest
Professor Von Witt’s Fabulous Flying
Machine by Mystery
Invasion of the second hand shirts by
Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure,
19. Drifter’s Quiz
19. Links brought to you by Lancer Sykera
20. Contact Us
20. My Nothing by DS490
ome closer... that' s it... let me see
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pretty, come inside... I want to show
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Hello there, to the second issue of Drifters Monthly. After the success of the first
one amongst the ADRIFT community, we have decided to continue this
Since last issue, I' ve had lots of things going on, such as school, holidays, a new
computer, and generally lots of things to sort out. This has meant a bit of a delay,
and somewhat contradicted this newsletter' s title, but here it is, and hopefully
they will be out monthly from now.
I would like to remind everyone that this newsletter consists entirely of
contributions, and I' m looking for new content all the time. If you feel you can
send something in (a review, notice of a new game you are working on, article,
letter, or anything else on your mind which you want to contribute) then PLEASE
DO SO! The email address is
received will be appreciated.
The Drifters Monthly site is now up and running, as well! Andrew Nicholas,
known as NickyDude amongst the ADRIFT community, is the webmaster, and
the site looks great! Here you can find all the issues revamped, with a new
layout, and it looks truly great. Plain text versions can be found at
Now. To more important business. Halloween is upon us, and no doubt all the
ghosts and witches and little kids dressed up in sheets are out to play. I have
never really got into the whole trick-or-treat thing, myself. I tend to hang out with
my friends upstairs and drop eggs onto the unsuspecting ghoulish customers.
Come to think of it, there isn' t much going on in the ADRIFT Community
halloween-wise, either. The main festive event of the year is christmas, with KF' s
Winter Comp, and the Christmas party game in development by Mystery.
This is an important month for ADRIFT, what with the IF Competition, and three
extremely good games have been submitted, which will hopefully show everyone
what ADRIFT is really capable of. As this newsletter goes out, the games are
being judged, and we have had three, extremely good games sent in. Have a
look at New Releases to see what they are.
It has finally been announced that there is an
ADRIFT Chat Room
. It is a
good place to get to know your fellow Drifters and talk about various aspects of
ADRIFT. You can find a link in the Announcements section of the ADRIFT
FORUM, or follow this link....
Next on the agenda is
. Mystery is working on a project
and is requesting all Drifters download the Master Character Module Creator
from the demos page of the main ADRIFT site. They are due in by November
1st. Full instructions are included.
Mystery is also requesting a personal photo from everyone for a separate project.
It cant be stated what the project is, but we know that it is something special.
The Annual IF Comp voting period has began
, see New Releases
section for more on the games. Also, Release 36 of ADRIFT is now out, with
some big improvements. There have been a ton of bugs fixed from the last few
releases, as well as some major new features, such as the new Edit Mode (being
able to take text from the Runner), the use of variables in the ALR, and much
The Adventures page has been fairly deserted recently, perhaps because of the
8th Annual Interactive Competition run by Stephen Granade. The entries have
been rounded up, and there are three made with ADRIFT, by DuoDave,
ToddWat, and Hanadorobou (hah! Spelt it!) Now, we are not strictly allowed to
discuss the games during the voting period, so expect full reviews and coverage
next issue, but I' d of thought it would be okay to just give you a run down.
A P ar ty To Murder by DuoDave.
This is his fourth game released and is quite the opposite to his other games,
showing a darker side to his story telling. Expect an interview next issue.
Unravelling God by ToddWat
This is his first completed game. It is a short, but moving piece of IF, which is
focused heavily upon story and characters.
The PK Girl by Hanadorobou
My personal favourite, is also a first game for Hanadorobou. NPCs and events
around you are a main part of this game, and it is recommended. So see next
issue for more on these games, and find out how they did in the Competition!
However, there were two games uploaded since last issue. GOLDILOCKS IS A
FOX by Jason Guest was put up (see KF' s Competition for more), and also:
THE DOOR TO UTOPIA by davidw This was apparentley made in two days, and
if that' s true, then davidw has a game to be proud of. I, Woodfish, have posted a
review of it up on the main site, and gave it 6 out of 10.
Usually when a program like ADRIFT has such a small community, any new
games are considered welcome additions. After all, who even pays attention to a
program if it doesn' t have something of a following.
It seems, though, that this
does not always hold true, as is the case with a certain writer named Christopher
Known for such controversial games as "Camp Windy Lake" and "The Gamma
Gals," Cole has become something of a celebrity in the world of ADRIFT. But
why is it that people find his work so objectional. Is it because of the
pornographic focus of the games, because I really can' t see any other reason.
Now, correct me if I' m wrong, but I believe that there are many X-rated movies
(professional and amateur) and books (so-called "romance novels"), so why not
games. Is there anything really wrong with them. I mean sure, there are some
religions and cultures where sex is considered a terrible thing (such as the
Shakers, and just look what happened to them), but does this mean that it should
be denied to all.
Some people may argue that the fact that so long as Mr. Cole' s games are
labeled as a part of ADRIFT, they may become available to the younger users.
Well, these people have obviously never used the internet, because it' s almost
impossible NOT to stumble upon some XXX site or advertisement while leisurely
cruising around. It' s like the net' s been turned into one big red
Another oft-argued point is that his games include taboo situations such as
underage sex and incest. Well, no-one said you had to like them, just that you
should accept them. If something seems obscene or objectional, then just deal
with it! After all, what you find disgusting, others might find erotic.
So is it just because people find the subject-matter tasteless that Mr. Cole is
thought so lowly of. Because behind all the sex and, well, sex, there are actually
some fairly good games. If everyone could just learn to accept this genre of
interactive fiction, find a little bit of tolerance for it, I' m sure we' d all be better
people. Okay, maybe that' s stretching it a bit, but at least we wouldn' t be so
Mad Monk’s Sanitorium
Hello, all fourteen of you reading this article. Yeah, yeah, I know--you read this
and you think, "Hey, his article didn' t have much last month! Just a bunch of
quotes!" Well, you' re right again. Except! Except now, you will be treated to my
semi-witty observations of the quotes and a few illegible lines of "humor"! Isn' t life
There are ghosts in my sinuses.
" -George Carlin, in his book "Brain Droppings"
Reading this quote, I thought, "How does he know. Does he hear little voices
late at night, or did he blow his nose and see George Washington' s brother
waving from the hanky."
' Dagnabbit' will never get you anywhere with the Booker Prize people.
" -Steve Martin, in his book "Pure Drivel"
Wayall, dagnabbit, "
" is the dagnabbed greatest dagnabbed word to
ever be written on a dagnabbed sheet of dagnabbin' paper!
this beets ' em all
don' t turnip your nose
-random series of Burma-Shave signs
What does a gaggle of vegetables have to do with automatically-shaving shaving
cream. Was this slogan written by a vigilante vegetarian. Or a beefy-buffed beef
eater. Vote now, or be a small fragile twig!
"Arthur realized as he fell, giddily and sickeningly, that if he was going to
hang around in the sky believing everything that the Italians had to say
about physics when they couldn' t even keep a simple tower straight,
that they were in dead trouble, and he damn well did fall faster than
-Douglas Adams, in his book "So Long, And Thanks For All The
I admire this kind of total disrespect for nature. Also, I admire this kind of total
disrespect for other cultures. It' s something we need to see more of nowadays.
Damn political correctness!
Mad Monk -
Jokes of the month
We all know kids can say some of the most funniest things, they can get away
with things that adults wouldn' t even dream of! So why not brighten your day with
some hilarious things kids have said on their test papers at school and yes, these
are real test answers!
"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
"H3O is hot water, and CO3 is cold water"
"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"
"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."
"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
"The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five -- a, e, i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects."
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have
ben tak en off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon,
because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the
sun joins in his fight."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus,
but that is a large misconception."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to mak e artifical
"For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead or
put the head between the k nees of the nearest medical doctor."
"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."
"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your throat."
"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."
Kids eh... don' t ya just love ' em
Interview: Campbell Wild
Campbell Wild, the author of ADRIFT, lives in Edinburgh. Here' s what he has to
say about himself, ADRIFT, and IF in general.
>Campbell Wild, thank you for this interview. First, who are you, and what do you
do for a living.
I' m just an average 26 year old, living in Scotland. I' m currently a Systems
Developer working for a finance company in Edinburgh.
>How did you first get interested in Interactive Fiction.
I played my first interactive fiction game at school when I was about 12. It was
Jacaranda Jim, by Graham Cluley. I played this for quite a few lunchtimes,
getting further than most people, but nowhere near the end. I later came across
Humbug, a more advanced adventure also by GC.
>What gave you the idea of creating an IF authoring tool.
I started writing a few games, each time from scratch. I found that each time I did
it I was writing the same bits of code again and again, and it was very
monotonous. I realised that to write Interactive Fiction, it wasn' t really necessary
to know most of what goes on in the background. I also wanted my sister to write
me a game as I kept on bugging her to play mine. She never did.
>ADRIFT has advanced a lot over the years. What aspect of ADRIFT are you
most proud of.
Umm, I' d have to say the automapper, autotext feature (both unique and original
to ADRIFT), and also the Drifters who use it and constantly give me support
>Why did you decide to make ADRIFT shareware, since the release of v4.
It was really something to force myself to continue developing it. I was (and still
am) constantly being sent hundreds of emails asking me to add this, change that,
and it takes a long time to maintain. I have other things (and people) that need
my time and attention and I need some kind of justification to spend so much
time developing the software.
>Do you think ADRIFT has a chance of competing against TADS or Inform (both
freeware) when authors have to pay to use ADRIFT.
I think ADRIFT is completely different to the afore-mentioned systems. It is a
development tool, rather than a language. You can' t stop someone from writing
something in Inform or TADS if they have a text editor. ADRIFT allows you to do
this much quicker, much easier, and I believe with a lot more enjoyment. I think
that' s one of the more important points. As ADRIFT gets more reliable and more
powerful, I believe it can stand up to the others.
>What is your ultimate goal for ADRIFT.
I would like to see ADRIFT respected in the same way that the "Big Three" are. I
think it already has as many (if not more) adventures written for it currently as the
other systems, so once it has a history of quality games and libraries, I believe it
>So what are your favourite ADRIFT games at the moment.
To be quite honest, I don' t really get much opportunity to play other games any
more - the only time I see them is when I' m debugging them. One I really like at
the moment, and have gone a fair way through is Hanadorobou' s ' The PK Girl' .
>Do you have any new games planned for release.
I' ve been working for several months on reproducing ' Humbug' , to be released
shortly. I' d love to be able to create my own game, but I' m not sure when I' ll have
the time or imagination to do that.
>Can we expect any major additions to ADRIFT in the near future.
In the current version, the major enhancements ahead are the Command Builder
and the Developers Pack. The Command Builder should allow you to create task
commands simply from selecting from a graphical tree structure of commands.
The Developers Pack should allow people with Visual Basic to create their own
' add ons' to ADRIFT Runner, by communicating directly with the application.
>What do you see for the future of IF. Where do you think the interactive fiction
medium is heading.
Hmm, difficult question. The chances are it will continue as it is, with a strong
following within a small community. It is, however, surprising that so many people
rediscover IF having played it years earlier. I think one of the main problems is
letting the world know it exists. If that happens, who knows where IF will go.
>Thanks for your time, Campbell
History of IF – In the beginning
In 1972 a computer programmer working at the Massachusetts Institute of
Technology called Bill Crowther wrote a game based on his passion for caving to
entertain his young daughters. He called it Adventure and a new genre of gaming
Crowther had written his game on a DEC PDP-10 mainframe and based his
computerised world on the actual layout of Kentucky' s Bedquilt Caves. The game
was distributed over the ARPAnet (American Advanced Research Project
Agency network - the forerunner of the Internet) and many players began to
modify the code - most famously Don Woods of Stanford University, California,
whose version was the first of countless mutations to appear.
In 1978, an avid Adventure player called Scott Adams
released the first ever commercial adventure: Adventureland.
It was the start of a long association with the genre for Adams
that would transform him into a major industry figure. Back at
the Massachusetts Institute of Technology a group of students
had developed yet another version of Adventure called Zork.
("Zork" was originally just a name that was given to any
unfinished project around MIT. When the implementors gave
Zork an official name for the first time, they called it
"Dungeon", but for some reason people kept on calling it
"Zork" anyway so that name stuck!) Such was its popularity that they decided to
set up their own company - Infocom.
The 1970s also saw the rise of a fantasy role-playing game called Dungeons and
Dragons. For many, the new computer medium offered a perfect way of taking
the imaginary world of elves and wizardry a step further, without the need for
manuals, dice and lead figurines - the computer could be your Dungeon Master.
Most early adventures offered the player a text description of a location without
any graphical representation. Movement and actions were undertaken by typing
simple verb/noun combinations into the keyboard, such as "GO EAST" or "KILL
GOBLIN". As time passed,
however, graphics began to
appear and more complex
sentences could be understood,
including conversations with
other characters within the
game. Not that those
adventures with graphics were
necessarily superior to text-only
programmers used images as
an alternative to vivid
descriptions and sacrificed atmosphere as a result.
Compared to the modern point-and-click adventures such as the fabulous
Monkey Island series, the old method of typing in commands seems archaic.
Back in the early 80' s though, graphics were still relatively primitive and many
gamers were searching for something more immersive than the solitary existence
of blasting aliens. The two-way nature of the adventure proved to be a
surprisingly intimate and involving experience and one that most graphics-reliant
games struggled to compete with. The method of typing instructions into the
computer had its problems. The player would have to type in the precise
command that the programmer had specified, so the more limited the alternative
phrasings, the less playable the game.
For example, you might type "STAND ON CHAIR" or "GET ON CHAIR", when
the game is only programmed to accept "CLIMB ON CHAIR". Worse still, it might
even require you to "GET CHAIR" before you can climb on it. It' s no surprise
really that this fussy interface died off with the demise of the 8-bit computers.
Due to their simplicity, adventures were a natural choice for the first home
computers and they were amongst the earliest games to appear in any number
for the Spectrum. Companies like Melbourne House, Artic, Quicksilva and
Incentive produced some high quality text adventures between 1982 and 1984,
but the first major revolution in the genre came with Lords of Midnight, which in
many regards became the first ' epic' game for the Spectrum. It offered dazzling
graphics for each location, strategy-style game play, multiple characters, a vast
playing area and a control system based on single key presses rather than text
input. By the mid-1980' s, the genre was becoming a minority interest. Magazines
were dedicating less space to reviews and software companies who had made
their names in adventures were moving into the more popularist realm of arcade
games. The adventure seemed to be standing still in a medium where the next
best thing is all that matters. Ironically, the word games of the adventure have
lasted the test of time better than most arcade games, because they never relied
on computing power for their appeal.
Overriding system responses
ADRIFT, like all IF-authoring systems, has a library of commands that the system
understands, for which it executes set actions, and outputs set responses.
Without you, the author, doing anything, your ADRIFT game will have something
of relevance to tell the player whenever he tries to "LISTEN", "LIE DOWN", "EAT
[object]", "PUNCH [character]", and so on, no matter the circumstances. While it' s
necessary and proper that this structure exists, your game needs not settle for
every action and response the system is prepared to dish out to the player.
All can be overridden. Your game will require you to override commands and
responses as called for by the story, but you ought also to override wherever and
whenever possible, even when not strictly necessary. Why. Because the less
you let your audience see the same stock responses that they' ve seen in every
other ADRIFT game out there, the more interesting gameplay for them will be.
Or, to state it another way, the more you take matters into your own hands where
commands-responses are concerned, the more unique your game becomes.
In the ADRIFT Generator it is possible to override a command along with its
actions and response, or to override the response only. Overriding the command
together with its actions and response is accomplished through the creation of
tasks, and every ADRIFT author knows how to do it. Overriding just the response
can also be accomplished with tasks, but is a job better left to your ALR file.
Consider the following example:
You push the button but nothing happens.|You push the button on the plaid shirt,
but nothing happens. And come to think of it, no button attached to an article of
clothing ever did anything when you pushed it.
Using the ALR file to replace system responses with your own (' replace' may be
a better word than ' override' in this context) saves you the trouble of worrying
about parsing, ambiguity handling, restrictions, actions, etc. The system handles
all that for you; all you worry about is what the player sees on the screen. It is
also more efficient in terms of performance. Of course, you won' t be able to use
the ALR file to replace responses for all commands. For instance, if you need an
event to start upon completion of the command, or a room description to display,
you have no choice but to create a task for it. Nor will the ALR file service
replacements for responses that aren' t specific enough. For instance, you can' t
work with "That smells normal" when you want a response based on what object
or character is being smelled.
So which commands/responses should be left to the system and which should be
overriden. No author can possibly override every mundane thing players will try
to do. Though a response like "You reach for the coffee pot, nearly spilling it
over, but somehow manage to steady it in your clumsy hands" is more interesting
than "You pick up the coffee pot", most of the time the latter will have to do. It all
depends on how much labor you are willing to devote to your project. I would like
to suggest some commands that you may want to consider overriding to fit your
game, along with example ALR entries. Normally, you would give attention to all
this once your game is essentially complete. A game ought to be playable
without all this fuss, but extra effort can transform a good game into a great one.
You can' t eat the blanket.|You chew on the blanket like you did when you were a
You can' t open the textbook!|You could flip open the textbook, but do you really
intend to read this boring stuff.
You might need the stained glass window.|Oh, the trouble you' d get in for that!
TAKE [static object]
You can' t take the microwave oven.|You try to lift the microwave oven but it is
just too heavy for your frail self.
The bounty hunter avoids your feeble attempts.|The bounty hunter pulls out a
thermal detonator from somewhere on his person and thrusts it in front of you.
GIVE [dynamic object] TO [character]
The ogre doesn' t seem interested in the broom.|You give th
e broom to the ogre.
He uses it to pick some old goblin flesh from his teeth, then returns the broom to
you with a flash of his sparkling whites.
(Of course, when you want the object to actually change posession, you have to
create a task instead)
N, S, E, W, etc
When movement is prevented in that direction. You can' t use the ALR for this
since the system response says nothing of what room the player is in. It must be
done with tasks. It is labor-intensive, but worth doing. A player likes to be given a
reason for why he can' t walk off in a given direction.
Some others: PUSH, PULL, MOVE, TURN, SHAKE, KISS, PUNCH, KILL, JUMP,
The Appendix of the ADRIFT manual lists all the commands that ADRIFT
understands. (They aren' t listed, but ADRIFT al
so understands XYZZY,
CAMPBELL, and several cuss-words) I recommend going through the list and
trying all these out in an empty game to see what responses you get. If you don' t
like a response, write your own. Alternatively you can use the ALR file included
with Butcher Basic Pro. Butcher Basic Pro can be found in the v3.90 section of
the ADRIFT downloads page.
"What exactly do people want in a game."
Here is the result of a thread on The Forum: "What exactly do people want in a game."
Don' t be vague in your descriptions. Nobody likes playing a game with BORING
descriptions like- "A wood chair." You can spice it up much better than that.
If you mention something in a description, then you should make it accountable. Make an
object for everything you describe, from a puffy cloud in the sky, shaped like an elephant,
to the small pebble on the ground that looks like a dead rock star. Account for
HAVE IT BETA TESTED! All the little stuff you miss, beta-testers might catch! So have
you game beta tested and you will get to see how different players play your game and
are then able to account for things you have missed.....don' t believe me. Ask people that
have had their games beta-tested.
Describe your game properly on the downloads page, i.e. none of the "this is my game.
Enjoy it." If you can' t be bothered to write a decent description of it, don' t expect people to
bother playing it.
Cut down on guess-the-verb; i.e. don' t have a task "fracture window" when "break" or
"smash" will work far better.
If you have unusual commands in your game, make sure you tell the player about them.
If you have characters in your game, make sure you have a default response for them.
Don' t leave it at "[character] doesn' t reply to that."
Don' t make excuses for your game; i.e. "this is my first game. Please say nice things
about it." To me that reads: "this game is c*** but please don' t sa
y bad things about it
because you might hurt my feelings."
I can' t stress the importance of spelling and grammar. If your game is lacking in errors, it
gives it a professional sheen that helps your image as an author, and makes it that much
more enjoyable to play.
Don' t skip on your plot. Half of fiction is the story (the other half being the writing), and
half of Interactive Fiction is fiction. Remember, the player has to have a reason to be
doing what he/she is doing.
Don' t make a game where you' re suppo
sed to save a princess, but to complete the game
you must flush a live hermaphodite turkey down a greased toilet for no apparent reason.
Don' t laugh at that, I bet it' s happened.
Play every piece of IF you can get your hands on--it doesn' t matter if it is
ADRIFT or not.
You know the rule about writing, don' t you. "To write books, you must read them." The
same applies to IF. I myself have 73MB full of ADRIFT games!
Competition overview: ADRIFT Summer Minicomp 2003
There' s a summer over. There' s been laugh
s, there' s been tears, but rather disappointingly,
there' s only two entries. But they were very good entries. And here' s how the results went: In
second (and consequently last) place was ' Goldilocks Is A Fox!' , the debut game by JJ Guest. So,
in first place was... dubadubadum - ' Professor Von Witt' s Fabulous Flying Machine' by Mystery!
Reviews of these two games can be found in the Reviews Section.
This lucky reporter was able to speak exclusively to KF, competition administrator, forum
moderator, webmaster of www.kfadrift.org.uk, and all round forum contributor. Here' s what he
had to say on the comp:
"This was the fourth minicomp I organised and one of the more enjoyable, although two entries
and two judges aren' t exactly a ringing endorsement. Both o
f the entries, from Mystery and The
Amazing Poodle Boy, were fairly strong works, and the judges comments were passed to the
entrants allowing the release of updated versions.
I am now look ing forward to seeing what entries I get for the End of Year 2002 competition which
takes place around Christmas and the New Year."
Goldilocks is a Fox by J.J. Guest
Reviewed by Davidw
From the title you might get the impression that this is a rather silly game. You' d be right too,
' Goldilocks is a Fox' is a st
range mishmash of fairy tales: the Goldilocks of the title, a big bad wolf,
three bears, a fairy godmother, Sleeping Beauty, Prince Charming, etc. And references to the
three pigs also pop up from time to time.
The story is pretty much nonsense from the word go but it' s handled in such an amusing manner
that you find yourself not minding how ridiculous and farfetched it all is. In fact, part of the game' s
charm is that its written strictly tongue-in-cheek and isn' t afraid to let it show.
As the game begins, you, as the eponymous Goldilocks, have just returned from a crazy art party
and have decided, as you do, to walk through a dark wood on the way home (well, I did say it was
nonsense). The wood is pretty much just a way to get from the start of the game to the three
bears' cottage but it has a few interesting pieces that add to the humour of the game: Goldilocks'
"ooh, I' m so scared" in the location description, the big bad wolf popping up and mistaking you for
Little Red Riding Hood (who is, alas, missing from the game). In fact, the wood is an interesting
enough set of locations in its own right.
The game properly opens up when you reach the three bears' cottage and have to figure out just
how to get inside and what to do once you' re there. One inter
esting thing I found about the
cottage was how much larger on the inside it is than on the outside!
Unlike so many comedy games, ' Goldilocks is a Fox' doesn' t just go for the quick humour and
forgets about the game side of things. Take away the comedy and the general silliness and there
is a very well put together game here. There are some quite intricate puzzles (the one with the
large chair in particular being a favourite of mine) and while not every puzzle is logical or
straightforward, they don' t requ
ire too much thought on the part of the player to solve. That said,
this isn' t a game that you' re likely to solve in the space of a single sitting; which is probably just as
well as there are a fair number of good ideas here that would be ruined if you played the game
through too fast.
Bugs: 10 (out of 10)
I didn' t find any bugs in the game and, believe me, I looked and looked.
Story: 08 (out of 10)
Even though the source material - Goldilocks, the three bears, etc, etc, - is hardly original,
is a Fox' has had enough work expended on it that it comes across as a whole new
Characters: 08 (out of 10)
The big bad wolf was the best of the bunch although the peddler was interesting enough in his
Writing: 08 (out of 10)
Way above average and with some interesting location descriptions and dialogue with the
characters in the game.
Game: 07 (out of 10)
A close tie with ' Wonder Wombat' and ' Troll!' for best comedy ADRIFT game.
Overall: 41 (out of 50)
Professor Von Witt’s Fabulous Flying Machine by Mystery
Reviewed by Davidw
In this game you play the Professor Von Witt of the title and follow his attempts to
become a respected member of the Inventors of Contraptions Committee,
something he attends to do by means of inventing a flying machine. Inventions
come quite easy to Von Witt (as is evidenced by the mishmash of them lying
around in his laboratory) but good inventions seem to be what he really struggles
Venture around the town where the game is set and you' ll meet qui
te a wide
variety of characters. As with previous games by Mystery, these are amusingly
rendered and often quite over the top in their mannerisms (particularly Burton
who threatens to stone you to death just for speaking to him!) Trying to kiss some
of the characters gives a comical response about getting your lips stuck and
having to wait several hours for a lip lock expert to come and give you a hand.
You' re then hit with a bill for $300 although, fortunately, you don' t have to pay
Professor Von Witt is actually quite a small game but due to the amount of detail
crammed into each location it gives the impression of being quite a bit bigger
than it really is. There are only around ten locations in the entire game yet these
are used well. Thankfully there are no "filler" locations (i.e. those put there to
make the game seem larger without really serving any purpose).
Interaction with characters is interesting and handled in a similar manner to
Mystery' s earlier game, Selma' s Will. Unfortunately that
isn' t the only similarity.
As the majority of puzzles in Selma' s Will involved finding an item and then
finding the right person to give it to, so do a large number of the puzzles in
Professor Von Witt. While there' s nothing actually wrong with this as such, it
draws quite a few comparisons with Selma' s Will which, overall, was a stronger
Overall this is a good game with well above average writing and some interesting
puzzles but instead of being a step forward from Selma' s Will it seems like a ste
Bugs: 10 (out of 10)
Story: 07 (out of 10)
Quite an interesting one and Von Witt' s inventions
- which include, amongst
others - an extra hand and a leg to stand on, add some humour to the game.
Characters: 08 (out of 10)
Most locations contain at least one and they are quite an amusing bunch on the
Writing: 07 (out of 10)
As with Selma' s Will, pretty impressive.
Game: 06 (out of 10)
Overall: 38 (out of 50)
Invasion of the second hand shirts by DuoDave
Reviewed by Davidw
By far the silliest game on the downloads page, ' Invasion of the Second
Shirts' is DuoDave' s attempt at a "deliberately bad" game but, credit to the writer
(or maybe not as the case may be), it actually turnedout to be quite a bit better
than most of the games released around the same time. What the title refers to
I' ve no idea. It certainly has nothing to do with the game.
As far as nonsense games go, this game just about has every other one in the
field licked: it starts with a detailed introduction which, the final paragraph
explains, has nothing to do with the rest of the game whatsoever. Indeed, you
start the game actually ' inside' a tree with no inkling as to why you' re even there.
Think the game sounds a little nuts so far. Boy, it hasn' t even started.
Escape from the tree and you find yourself at a brook in which swims the
Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. At the side of the brook is a leech playing the guitar
(how well is never stated).
The lunacy continues right to the end of the game - although perhaps ' end' is the
wrong word as the game ' finishes' without ever reaching any kind of proper
conclusion. Then again, it' s supposed to be deliberately bad and what better way
to end a deliberately bad game than to not end it at all.
I imagine you' ll either love or hate ' Invasion of the Second
depending on your sense of humour. I' m kind of in the middle when deciding
whether I liked it or not. On the one hand, it' s got the most lame ass descriptions
you could imagine, no storyline and puzzles which are notoriously poorly thought
out; on the other it' s got such tacky humour that you find yourself laughing all the
For a game that sets out to be deliberately bad, ' Invasion of the Second
Shirts' fails quite mise
rably. It' s actually quite amusing in a pathetic kind of way.
Play it and judge for yourself. It' s certainly not the sort of game you' ll forget in a
Bugs: 08 (out of 10)
Where to start. Bugs as such, no. But exits seem to appear pretty much at
random, tasks have little or no relevance and the whole nonsense side of the
game means that bugs, if the game was riddled with them, would have fit right in.
Story: 01 (out of 10)
Story. What story.
Characters: 03 (out of 10)
A leech and the Goddess of Love, neither are very well described (probably just
as well in the case of the leech though the game was clearly crying out for a little
more description when you meet Aphrodite).
Writing: 05 (out of 10)
Downright tacky but amusing in its own way.
Game: 06 (out of 10)
Deliberately bad. No, not really.
Overall: 23 (out of 50)
Coming soon, to a Runner near you:
Hatyl: Wizards Need Help Too - Lancer Sykera - December
(Currently going through beta testing)
Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure - David Whyld - November
(Read Preview - Oh No, Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure)
Green Gulch, Oklahoma - The Mad Monk - Winter Comp Entry
(Comedy western, first person view. Skip town after learning of the incredibly
long list of crimes the sheriff has on you!)
Gorilla Suit - JJ Guest - TBC
(You wake up one morning in the gorilla enclosure of your local zoo. You can' t
remember how you got there, nor how you came to be wearing an ultra-realistic
gorilla suit with a stuck zipper. One thing' s f
or certain, if you can' t convince the
zoo-keeper that you' re human, and soon, mating with that large and amorous
female is going to be the next thing on your agenda...)
How The West Was... Once - MileOut - 2003
The Forum - MileOut - December
Cowboy Blues - Davidw - December
(The town of Stonetomb is a town in peril: Mad Jake and his gang of notorious
outlaws have shown up and promised more mayhem than you can shake a stick
at. The residents of Stonetomb are powerless against them (powerless = too
damned scared to do anything) and so the task of saving Stonetomb falls to its
last remaining cowboy: YOU! Now, all you need to do is get some time off from
your day job at the bank and you' ll have all the time in the world for
Starfall - Davidw - December
(The alien civilisation of Vangamma faces destruction from an ancient evil which
has been awakened upon one of its moons. All attempts to combat the evil have
failed and now nothing can stand in its way. Except, that is, for YOU... A serious
game which is played from the perspective of several different characters.)
Mind Shadows - Davidw - December
(A writer of horror novels slowly begins to lose his mind... An interactive fiction
novel in text format [see the thread about it elsewhere in the forum].)
Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure, by davidw
Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure, by davidw, is the sequel to Yet Another
Damn Fantasy Adventure, the hilarious quest that received a lot of praise
amongst the ADRIFT community. Here is a look at what his new game is all
Now no longer a mere farm boy but a powerful lord of the land of Harrenden, you
have been given charge of the haunted fortress of Castle Stroppenheim for your
own. Once the vermin (i.e. goblins, orcs and a few ogres amongst others) have
been cleared out, you expect to lead a long and peaceful life full of eating,
drinking and doing as little work as possible...
Until a dragon shows up in the castle courtyard demanding a certain dragon egg
you flushed down the privy a while ago. You' ve managed to keep the fact of what
you did from the dragon but it' s only a matter of time before he realises the truth
of the situation and he' s not really the sort of fifty
-foot fire-breathing fiend you can
reason with. So away with your life of eating, drinking and doing as little work as
possible - a quest looms instead. You have to retrieve the dragon egg from
wherever it ended up and give it back to its rightful owner before he reduces you
and your castle to a pile of rubble...
A wide variety of characters who you can talk to, ask questions of, trade items
with and, if you' re of the bloodthirsty variety, mercilessly slaughter.
A reputation score based on how well you conduct yourself throughout the
course of the adventure. Though your reputation doesn' t play an essential part in
completing the game, things happen differently depending on whether you' re
currently well liked (a high reputation) or disliked (a low reputation). Needless to
say, good deeds raise your reputation and bad deeds lower it.
A couple hundred dynamic items. I toyed with this idea before for YADFA but in
the end decided against it. However, I decided to use it here to illustrate the fact
that, in real life, everyone you meet will be carrying an item or two around with
them. The same applies to the game world. The majority of items may not do
anything and are there to add depth but there are a good few that are needed to
complete the game. You just have to figure out which are which.
The only problem I' ve encountered was with the items. In theory, when you kill
another character all their items should fall to the ground and allow you to pick
them up. But I' ve been unable to figure out a way to d
o this, particularly in light of
the fact that items can be traded so there' s no way of knowing which items a
certain character will be carrying at any one time.
I' d estimate around 150-160 KB by the time of completion.
Ok folks, here' s a little general knowledge quiz, just to dust those cobwebs from
1. What was the first release of ADRIFT v4 that was non-beta.
2. What was the first game released by MileOut.
3. What do the initials of Davidw' s game YADFA stand for.
4. Which was the highest ranking ADRIFT entry of last years Annual IF
5. What is the highest number of users on the Forum at any one time.
6. What was the first form of ADRIFT called.
7. Where does ADRIFT creator, Campbell Wild live.
8. Who runs ADRIFT site, KFADRIFT.org.uk.
9. Which author wrote Selma' s Will.
10. On which date did the Forum move to its current location.
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My Nothing by DS490
I' ve been here for a day.
In two minutes, I will have been sitting at the computer for 24 hours straight,
minus a bathroom break. Why. Unfinished business.
It all started twenty-three or so hours ago, when I was playing a certain
interactive fiction work. I was going good, I had two of the five sacred stones.
Next thing I know, I hit one of those blocks. You know, when you get to one point
and just can' t get any further.
Once I have the chalice, I can beat the game... But the sacred item has avoided
me for nearly a day. I' ve searched the caves, the forest, the fortress...but I just
can' t find it.
Paper litters my computer desk. Some of it is notes on my search for the chalice;
some is much, much older. I' m guessi
ng the paper at the bottom of the pile has
got to be nearly a year old, if not older.
Yes, this is my home. The darkened, messy room in which my computer; my life;
resides. I don' t care for my room because...it doesn' t matter to me.
I remember the plate- a single dish which has been lying here for a month. I say
to myself every day that I will take it and wash it, but it somehow never gets
done. Its buried somewhere in the piles of clothes and CDs.
My senses are numb after a prolonged period of exposure to the darkness, the
stench of myself and my environment. But, again, none of this matters- not until I
beat this game.
A simple, linear interactive fiction game has trapped me here, a mere object
holding me back from finishing this game. I wonder what will come after the
game. After I beat it. I' ll take the plate to the kitchen and wash it. I' ll wash my
clothes. Maybe I' ll go to school.
Time passes quickly; my search becomes boring and repetitive. I begin to doubt
finding the chalice. I decide to go and get a glass of water. I hesitate...I don' t
know why. No, I need to keep my concentration on the game. If I falter, I may
never find the chalice.
My head is light, hunger gnawing at my stomach, fatigue tugging at my sleeve,
beckoning me into sweet sleep. But I stay awake and I don' t eat, for I must
devote every last ounce of my being to finding the chalice.
My search takes me to the caves again; I try everything I can to find a new item,
a new room- anything to help me get the chalice.
Suddenly, in the midst of another attempt at finding the chalice, a thought enters
my head. I could give up; I could leave this game and do something meaningful.
It is just a game, right.As if without any thought at all, I stand.
Ignoring the stiffness in the legs on top of the hunger and fatigue, I walk to the
pile to junk and clothing by my bed. I begin digging, searching for the plate,
tossing items every which way.Eventually I reach the bottom of the pile, coming
in contact with my grey carpet for the first time in quite a while. I go to another
pile in a corner, and begindigging there.
A sudden surge of pain drowns out my stomach' s moans and constrictions as my
finger is sliced by something very sharp.
A stream of blood runs down my hand. The wound is deep, going to the bone, I
fear. I look down again, to find the cause of my injury: the chattered remnants of
a plain white porcelain plate.
I frown, my eyes wandering between my shaking finger and the pieces of the
What is this.
The result of ignorance, irresponsibility, carelessness; my fault.
I realize something.
I have become an emotionless, anti-social, unloving being because I lost sight of
what I cared about, what I valued. That' s what keeps one from leading a pitiful,
meaningless existence- caring.
All I care about is games and whimsical things, both of which are, in the grand
scheme of things, nothing. I' ve ignored what matters, whatever that may be.
I valued nothing, and that nothing has destroyed me.
I fall backwards, unconscious before I hit the ground.
I have damaged myself, but I take comfort in the knowledge that I can fix it.
I' m going to be okay.
I care now.
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