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The Prostitute Reviews
Author: Anonymous Martian
Date: 2004
ADRIFT 4.0


What does AIF stand for? Adult Interactive Fiction. If you likely to be offended by games with sexual content, you are advised not to open these files.


Reviewed by A. Ninny

In The Prostitute, the player character finds the number of a whore, calls her, she shows up and then he fucks her. Is it possible to be less hot than that? The gameís lack of hotness is exacerbated by the fact that her body parts and clothing do not exist when you try to examine them. 

The game also suffers from occasional spelling and punctuation problems, making it seem incomplete, and has weird bugs having to do with the playerís clothing (is he wearing clothes or not?). 

My main objection to this game is that the author seems to have an extremely low estimation of his audience, or an extremely low arousal threshold. 

Scores: 

Concept: 1. Nothing is less sexy than a prostitute in a crummy hotel room. 

Characters: 1. No details whatsoever are provided. They are nothing more than bodies. 

Technical: 2 Not terribly buggy, but a lot of things are totally left out, including NPC bodyparts and clothing. 

Playability: 5. No issues, but no expectations either. 

Hotness: 2.5 The sex writing was ok, but the idea of fucking a prostitute in a fleabag hotel isnít hot. 

Enjoyment: 2. No repeat value to this one. 


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